Followed a woman down her mile long private drive(farm) at night. I am the only lights behind her. She parks off to the side. I drive up to the ranch door. Humming(to make sure she knows exactly where I am and not freak her out) and slide package across rug. Other homeowner nods through window. Turn around to return to automobile. She looks up from her phone whilst walking at me. The look of fear into confusion. I think she thought me a ghost.
Middle of day. Start walking down front of rich person entryway. Walk nearly in-step with homeowner fresh out of his shower to front door. Window is about 9 paces long. He is about 15ft. away. I genuinely don’t think he saw me. Good news, didn’t scare him. Bad news, I might be a ghost.
Morning. Loud bouncy walk over crunchy leaves around corner house. Flashlight to curb to acquire numbers. Weave up walkway. Picture. Ordinary soft-step sneaky leaving walk back around corner. “Hey!!!” Truck-dweller(that I’d passed while being loud to be seen) points at house. “What are you doing at my house?” “Amazon delivery services. 🫡😁” Goes back to sleep in truck.
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