I would like to offer some suggestions to Amazon. Please feel free to add your own.
-Give new drivers a welcome package with dog mace
-Offer to mount giant spotlights on car roofs so that we can drive on roads with 0 street lamps
-Tell drivers if the customers wants a friendly or “FBI OPEN UP” kind of knock
-Assure drivers that they won’t be murdered while delivering packages to random farms in the middle of nowhere. Include proof that past drivers are still living.
-Emphasize the fact that sorting packages matter without giving us time or knowledge to do so…oh wait you do this already
Any other suggestions that you folks have would be appreciated.
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