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Teach Me, O Wizards, How To Trick Amazon Into Thinking I Turn My Van Off At Every Stop

can i just shut the sonofabitch off and back on immediately? do i wiggle the key? tickle it a bit? how do i convince them to climb out my lily-white ass.

i ain’t mind it so much when it was cold. i was moving often, and had layers to keep me warm. but now? my man it is hot down south and muggier than a lizard pussy i’m not trying to turn my engine off every 2 minutes.

any of you boys got a work around? something i can try?

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