I believe many of you got this, it’s normal, you know what to do.Well, I arrived at the location and it was not a dog, it was a bull. A whole freaking bull in front of the house. Thank heavens the amazon vest is blue, not red. I didn’t even know how to aproach it, I was like maybe he identifies as a dog, so I was like “here doggy doggy”. The freaking animal didn’t move. Maybe it’s a statue. Who has this money to build a black statue in the middle of nowhere upstate New York, but then it blinked. I blinked back. A slimy saliva came out of his left lip. I couldn’t do that so I smirked. He licked his nose and right when I was about to put the package down and run, the owner came out and I delieverd the package. He told me to have a good day. I was thinking of steak.
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