Long driveway with private property sign. App told me to pull in driveway. It’s 6:30 a.m. and I’m almost done with my route. Lady opens the door just super unhappy.

“Uummmmm what’re you doing?” As I stand their in my vest, flashlight in hand pointing it at the package which I’ve placed on a wine barrel which sits in front of her $1,000,000+ houses doorway.

“What am I doing there” I ask myself perplexed.

She’s stirred something deeply philosophical inside my being. I begin to question my entire existence.

“What am I doing here…” I wonder as she blinks at me with a blank stare waiting for an answer. Finally I blurt out “I don’t know” and run away.

What really happened is she asked and I told her and that was it. She was obviously not happy and I can’t say I blame her but it was so obvious what I was doing. Going to start wearing a body cam.